The "Roses are red, violets are blue" poem is one of the oldest known to man and his attempt to court a lady.
There have been some clever takes on the classic, but this dude takes it to a whole other level.
During one of his classes, he reads his version to a young lady sitting next to him.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your name is Bradlie,
But beautiful works too.
I got you Naked last night,
And I thought it was cool,
So I woke up and brought it to school.
And of course, the zinger is that he's talking about the drink called Naked. But this dude just increased his chances of the other meaning of that word with her.